Clapping with Myself. (And Another Kid)

This story is dedicated to Isaac Selin, my little bro who's serving a mission right now. Some of you will know why. Others will not. But it's a pretty funny story anyways. Don't worry though Isaac, I'll copy it and send it in an email to you too.

So, on Independence Day we went to the concert on the west lawn of the Capitol Building. Barry Manilow, Aretha Franklin, Sesame Street characters, and other musicians were present. We were seated on the lawn so that the stage was off a little bit to our right side and about 100 yards in front of us. We had to wait out on the lawn for about 5 hours from when we got there until the concert started. I noticed a family sitting in front of us. They had two boys maybe the ages 6 and 9. The real reason I noticed was because the 6 year old had his shirt off and was always complaining and fighting over the umbrella they brought to shade them from the sun. We ignored them, played some games and waited for the concert to start.

About 1/4 of the way through the concert after a song or video or something, I finished my applauding and waited patiently for whatever was to come next. I hadn't noticed the abnoxiously long clapping that was going on...Wait, I get ahead of myself. I didn't hear any clapping that sounded out of the ordinary. But I did hear the 9 year old in front of me turn to his dad and say, "Dad, did you hear that? I was the last one in the whole crowd to clap!" And with that challenge, I proceded to clap once, loudly, and very noticibly so that the kid knew that he was no longer the last one. He stopped talking, looked back to see who did it, turned back facing forward (to hide his anger, embarassment, and fear) and then clapped again.

I clapped again.

(You could tell that he was getting pretty annoyed)

He clapped.

I clapped three times.

He clapped.

I conceded defeat for the time being.

I didn't bother challenging him again for a little while, because I knew that he would be on the lookout for whoever had played that nasty trick on him before. I layed low until about 20 minutes later after the Sesame Street gang had sang their songs. As the applause died down, I looked forward to find the boy. There he was. I could see him preparing his hands to clap as soon as everybody else had stopped. This was my chance.

I'm pleased to say that my applause did not die down with the rest of the crowd. As the silence grew, there was only one sound wafting throug the air. The steady "Clap...Clap...Clap..." of my hands rang to the Capitol and back. "Clap...Clap...Clap..." I continued, seeing the boy still waiting for whoever the morn was that kept on clapping. "Clap...Clap...Clap..." He was really getting worried now. He didn't know what to do. He thought whoever it was would keep clapping through the next song, thus negating his attempts to be the last clap. "Clap...Clap...Clap..." I kept on going. I was determined to win this showdown. I didn't care if I made the kid cry. "Clap...Clap...Clap..." I wasn't paying attention to all of the other spectators who were turning their heads my way. This was none of their business. Between you, little kid, and me.

"Clap...Clap...Clap.."

I would've gone all night if I had to. Unfortunately, my wife stopped me. And sure enough, as soon as I stopped, he clapped, and that was it. Best two out of three. I got beat in a clapping contest by a 9 year-old. To him there is only one thing I want to say,...

"Good Form Jack! Good Form!"

I Must Have OCD

So I normally do these little things like count the number of steps in each staircase I ever walk on and keep my school books stacked smallest to tallest on my desk. You know, I'm very certain about the way some things should be done. I just found another thing that I've begun doing.

I look at license plates and try to find patterns in them. Over the past few days, I've been noticing myself looking at every license plate I pass while I walk Shanna to and from the bus stop every morning. Today I found something interesting, at least to me. Out of 74 license plates that I was able to look at and read, 67 of them featured either the letter X, K(which looks awfully similar to X), or J. So that's about 90.5% of the cars on my street with a Virginia license plate. The pattern only occurs on Virginia license plates. If I included all of the Massachusetts, Maryland, and New York plates, the percentage would go way down. So, if you move to Alexandria, VA and get license plates, 9 out of 10 times, the plates will have an X, K, or J on it. I think this post solidifies my status as nerd.

These Guys Are Good!

I missed a day in my Tour de France coverage, and it was a good day. Yesterday the stage was very windy and the last portion was very flat. There was a long break away by 4 riders from the very start of the race. They led by as much as 13 minutes, but that lead was reduced significantly by the 25 km to go mark. It was shortly after this mark where Team Columbia HTC made a break. They had their whole team setting pace on the front of the peloton and made a huge acceleration with about 18 km to go. The move caught more than half of the racers sleeping, only 25 or so managed to make escape from the group and chase down the 4 leaders. The windy conditions made it impossible for the rest of the group to follow and a huge gap opened up. Among the lead group was Lance Armstrong, Fabian Cancellara, Thor Hushovd, and Mark Cavendish. The riders quickly caught the 4 leading riders and blazed their way to the finish. In the end it was an amazing sprint finish with Cavendish beating out Thor Hushovd at the finish. That win was Cavendish's 15th win out of 18 sprints this year. That is amazing. Another amazing part of the day is that Armstrong, by securing a place in the break away, pulled himself up to number 3 in the general classificaion. I may have spoken too soon yesterday in saying it'd be hard for him to place this year.

Today's stage was the team time trial, new this year, which was reinstated after a 3 or 4 ear hiatus. Armstrong, in pre-race interviews, stated that he thought that his team (Astana) had a great shot at winning the race, meaning that Armstrong could move up even further in the GC. But at the same time he was a bit reserved about predicting that he would be riding in yellow tomorrow. The team time trial is a really fn event to watch because each team goes as hard as they can, sometimes even losing their own riders off of the back of their group. The fast speeds also meant a lot of accidents today. The most impressive ride of the day I would say goes to Garmin Slipstream who rode most of the stage with only 5 team members, the minimum number of riders that must cross the line to stop the time. Doing this, they still posted the 2nd fastest time. The story of the day however has to be Team Astana and Lance Armstrong. By winning the stage and beating Cancellara's team by 40 seconds, Armstrong moves up into a tie for first place in the GC!! Amazing! Although the yellow jersey was awarded to Cancellara due to a few tenths of a second difference, Armstrong shares the top time and position with him. I definitely didn't expect Armstrong to do so well. I don't think anybody did.

Then for team Astana, they hold places 2, 3, 4, 5, and 7 in the GC. 7 of their riders in the top 20. Of course this will change over the rest of the race, but they rode an amazing time trial. These guys are really good!

Cav does it again

Today's tour stage featured no changes in the top ten of the general classification. It did however feature the first two crashes of this year's race. Frank Schleck, one of the two brothers from Luxembourg, went down but was able to rejoin the main pack for the finish. I have been a pretty big fan of Frank and Andy Schleck ever since last year when they rode a very quality tour. I hope that they do well this year too.

One thing that I didn't mention in yesterday's post is that with Alberto Contador from Spain, team Astana, claiming 2nd place in the general classification, Lance Armstrong may find himself riding in a supportive role protecting Contador during the tour this year and not being able to have the blessing of being the team's most protected rider. He knew this coming into the tour, and I hope that he does well in whatever capacity his team needs him.

Today's stage ended in a mass sprint and I don't think that anybody is too surprised that Mark Cavendish from team Columba High Road won that. George Hincapie from the same team, a long timme veteran of the peleton, hinted that Mark Cavendish is the fastest sprinter in pro cycling, and that if he is delivered well to the sprint he will win most of the time. I agree. Of all the races I've seen this year, whenever Cavendish is among the leaders in the last half kilometer, he wins. It's really pretty amazing that he wins so frequently and consistently. Way to co Cavendish.

The Tour is Here

Well, another one thing that I am looking forward to this month is the Tour De France. As some of you may know, stage 1 was held today as an individual time trial in Monaco. Fabian Cancellara, one of the favorites of the race, held off almost the entire Astana team to place first and take the first yellow jersey of the race. The real news of this opening stage is not only Cancellara's win, but the fact that of the racers, Astana holds four of the top 10 positions. Alberto Contador(2), Andreas Kloden(4), Levi Leipheimer(6), and Lance Armstrong(10) from Astana had great showings today. Whether or not Lance Armstrong will be able to perform througout the race is still unknown, but he had a good start today. I'm glad to see one of my favorite riders, Levi Leipheimer, on the leaders board as well.

I'll try to update daily throughout the race, so you can all know at least what's going on with the race. Enjoy.