- Disclaimer -
This post is long, and there's only one picture, and it's a picture of a computer.  I will not be held responsible if you read the whole thing and then feel like you wasted your time.  It's not my fault that you wasted your time reading this.  Just saying...
For all of you who have been in contact with me over the past few months, you may have heard about the ULCER.  ULCER stands for: Utah Lake Century Epic Ride.  A "century" is what bike riders call a ride of 100 miles, as you may have guessed.  My friend Garrett, my brother-in-law David, and I all signed up to do the ULCER, which was held on August 6.  It cost about 60 bucks to register, which made it easier to make myself prepare for it (even though I really didn't do all that much) so that my money didn't go to waste.  As you may know, it is now after August 6, which means that the ride is over.  This post is a description of my experience on the ride so that you all can read about it.
Friday evening, my friends and I drove up to Thanksgiving Point in  Lehi in order to pick up our ride materials consisting of a rider  registration number tag to attach to our bikes, our "free" shirt, some  advertisements, and a listing of the rules for the ride.  I also had to  sign a paper acknowledging that I knew that I could get killed and  promise not to sue them if anything happened to me.  My friend Garrett  drove us up there and as we made our way up and back from Lehi all I  could think about was how long it was taking to drive there and that I  would have to ride on my bicycle all that distance and much, much more  the next day.
After getting back from that, I  began gathering all of the things that I would need for the next day.   Sunglasses, bike pump, helmet, gloves, water bottles, tools, spare  tubes, patch kit, etc.  We planned on leaving our apartment around 5:40  to get there by 6:10 so I got to bed around 10:30, I think.  During the  night I slept pretty well, but I woke up probably 3 times between 3:30  and when my alarm went off at 5:00.  Luckily I was able to fall right  back asleep each time.  The way I was feeling kind of reminded me of the  way I felt when I was younger on the day before leaving on vacation or  before a big wrestling tournament or something.
Once  my alarm went off, I was up and out of bed.  I first tried to force  myself to eat some good food for breakfast.  I think I ended up eating a  few pieces of toast along with one or two strawberries.  I hoped that  would be enough, along with the large portion of spaghetti from the  night before, to get me through the first portion of the race.  I  grabbed the clothes that I set out the night before and got dressed,  then put one last shot of lube on my chain, grabbed all of my junk, and  raced out to Dave's car at 5:45.  (I'm always a little late)
I  had a feeling of doom and gloom sweep over my body as I sat in the car,  riding to Thanksgiving Point.  It was as if I were being transported to  a camp where I would be doing hard labor all day.  I was still excited,  but I knew that I was in for a long, hard day of riding and I had never  done more than about 61 miles in a single day before.  Eventually that  feeling wore off, but it was replaced by a feeling of absolute  inferiority.  When we pulled into the parking lot near the starting  line, we saw hundreds of riders on bikes that cost more than my car.   Everyone was decked out in matching kits (bike shorts and jerseys).  I  felt out of my league as we got out of the car and started getting our  bikes down.
We rode up to the main pavilion to  meet Garrett before the ride started.  At the pavilion there was an  assortment of bagels, muffins, fruit, and drinks.  I supplemented my  earlier breakfast with a half muffin (1/4 blueberry, 1/4 poppy seed),  some orange juice, and a handful of grapes.  I have come to love eating  grapes before my rides because they are full of water and they seem to  give me magical strength while I am riding.  After this, we made our way  to the starting line to wait for our chance to depart.
The  people who registered to ride as a team were allowed to begin leaving at  6:30, and after all of the teams left, individuals were allowed to  leave.  We made it to the starting area right as they announced that  individual riders could leave.  They started out approximately 100  riders every 5 minutes or so, and we got to start in the first group  almost exactly at 6:45.  There were a lot of people surrounding me as we  rolled out under the starting banner where the antennas attached to our  rider number officially started our time.  Luckily I remembered to  reset the odometer on my bike computer so that I could get a real  recording of my ride statistics.
The first 10 miles, or so, of  the ride were pretty much a blur.  With so many other cyclists around  you, it's harder to stay with your friends than you would think.  Dave  went a little slower at the start because he wanted to give his legs  some time to warm up before getting up at a quick pace.  Garrett jumped  ahead of me and I was content to stay in between them (mainly because I  didn't have a tire pump with me, so if my tire popped I would need one  of them to stop and let me use their pump).  Riding in a large group was  some of the most fun I've had in a while.  There were always people  passing people and resting behind people.  Pretty soon, I jumped in  behind a group of riders and off we went.  I passed Garrett sometime and  before I knew it, we passed the first rest stop at 16 miles in.  I  pulled off a little bit and waited for Garrett and Dave to catch up.
Garrett  spotted me and pulled up next to me, but when Dave showed up, he was  apparently warmed up because he just flew around the corner and was out  of sight.  I took off after him and Garrett followed.  Eventually I  caught up to him, and together we pushed on to the rest stop at 25  miles.  There, we all got off of our bikes and rested for about 5 or 10  minutes.  I helped myself to a few quarter peanut butter and jelly  sandwiches, some grapes and some Gatorade and water.  We all still felt  good, so we jumped back on the bikes and set off again.
After a  few minutes, we again got separated and I think that I ended up between  Garrett and Dave.  This stretch of the road took us out of the  semi-inhabited neighborhoods between Lehi and Provo and down next to  Utah Lake.  Again, I jumped behind another rider, this one wearing  clothes announcing himself as a fat cyclist, and started passing people.   It was around this point that we passed the first photographer out on  the course.  I was going to pose, but I still felt like a newbie rider  and I didn't know if posing was looked down upon.  So I just tried to  make myself look like I had done these long rides several times before  and I rode on.
I don't remember much about the ride from here  until the next rest stop except that I ended up getting there first.   There was a big line to refill water bottles, so I started waiting and  as I waited, both Garrett and Dave rolled up.  We didn't take long at  this stop because we were all still feeling good.  I believe the stop  was at about 38 miles and the next would be at 48 miles, just under  half-way through the ride.  I decided to stick back with Dave and not  worry about going fast, something that I would decide several more times  over the remainder of the ride.
As we set off for this leg, the  large group had somewhat dissipated.  Some riders were registered for  the 35 or 60 mile route and had turned off the 107 mile route and the  rest of the group was beginning to string out along the road.  I hung  back and took it easy for a bit, but when people started passing me, I  jumped in behind them and rode on their wheel so I wouldn't have as much  wind resistance.  This was good for me, but again I ended up on the  road without either of my friends.  I just hung out behind a guy who was  doing a pace that I liked and pedaled along.  About this time, I  realized that I hadn't put any sunscreen on and that the left side of my  body was getting a lot of sun (since we were riding South, for the most  part).  
I stuck behind the man in front of me  until I saw a long gradual incline in front of us.  I'm generally a  little quicker on uphill climbs, so I jumped around him and rode through  to the next group in front of me.  There, I caught up with Garrett and  we rounded a corner to see a little more uphill.  I wasn't paying  attention and I almost missed the turn off of the main route for the  next rest stop.  48 miles (approximately) down!  Half way (almost) and I  was feeling fine.  This rest stop was well stocked with lunchy foods  like pasta salad, sandwiches, chips, cookies, pretzels, fruit snacks,  granola bars, fruit, and sports drinks.  I think I ate a cookie, some  pasta salad, several quarter PB&J's, some grapes, a few handfuls of  pretzels, and mixed up some fresh Gatorade for my bottle.  Aside from  food, I also found a table full of different bug repellents and sun  block.  I helped myself and felt better about my chances to not get  burned.  The one drawback to this rest stop was that we had to go down a  huge hill to the beach area where it was set up, which means we had to  ride back up it to get back to the trail.  The next rest stop was  scheduled for mile 72 in Elberta, Utah, and I knew from looking at a map  beforehand that this would be the hardest leg of the route, through  Genola and Goshen and up to Elberta.  This leg would also put me over 61  miles for my longest single day bike ride in my life.  24 miles to the  next stop, and we were off.
We got up the hill  to the route and went about 4-5 miles when all of a sudden, I heard a  loud "PSSSSSSSSSSssssssssss!"  My initial thought was, "I hope that  wasn't me!"  But I looked down and saw my front tire rapidly flattening.   I quickly applied the brakes and stopped.  I was glad I didn't lose  control and crash.  Luckily, I was together with both Dave and Garrett,  so they stopped with me while I changed my tube.  When I got it out of  the tire, I saw a large, 30 mm rip in the tube.  I don't know haw it  happened, but I was glad to have a spare tube with me.  So I put in the  new one, pumped up and we were back on the road.  The great thing was  that almost every group of riders that passed us on the side of the road  at least yelled out to us to make sure we had all of the tools that we  needed to fix it.  I was happily surprised with how nice everyone was.   Luckily that flat tire was all of the mechanical difficulty that any of  us had all day.
The leg we were on was very  rough roads and there were multiple cattle guards which I was afraid  would shake parts right off of my bike.  The leg had several climbs,  which I enjoyed.  After my flat, I think Garrett was anxious to get  moving again and he took right off from us.  Eventually I made my way up  to the front of a group of riders and I couldn't see anyone else in  front of me.  So I had to be careful to not lose the path because  everyone else was following me.  After much climbing, there was a big  downhill which was a welcome relief for my legs.  But after that, we  turned onto an old highway which was a long steady gradual hill.  I got  stuck out on the road all alone, with nobody to break the wind for me.   The long slope began to take its toll on me, but it did on others too  and soon I had caught up to a group of three that I hunkered in behind.   I noticed that I was getting pretty short on water.  A gas station  appeared and I saw several bikes parked out front, but no food or water.   I knew it wasn't the stop, so I kept on going even though those in  front of me stopped.  Just about a mile past that gas station, I rounded  a corner and saw the real rest stop, with Garrett waiting.  It turns  out he got locked in on someone else's wheel who pulled him all of the  way up the hill.
We waited there for Dave, I  put on some more sun block and used the restroom.  I also ate some more  PB&J, pretzels, and grapes and topped off my water.  I was  definitely winded by this point.  That long hill really took it out of  me.  I knew now that we were at the highest point on the journey and it  was all downhill from there.  Well, almost all downhill.  It was also  good to know that there were 3 more stops (80 miles, 90 miles, and 100  miles).
Garrett and I took off without Dave  from Elberta (he told us it was ok) and we were really cooking.  I  should mention how hard it was to start riding again after each stop.   My legs would get all well and rested, but getting them to push the  pedals around again was more difficult after each stop.  Once they got  going, I was fine, but just getting them going was the hard part.   Anyways, we were really cooking.  A couple passed us, but a little bit  down the road, we caught them and just sat behind them.  Their pace was  really comfortable for me and we chugged along with them for about 10 or  15 minutes.  I gave a glance backwards to check how Garrett was doing,  but he was nowhere to be seen, which was really confusing since he had  been there just a minute before.  I looked backwards and saw he was  about 400 yards behind me, and off of his bike.
I  turned around and started riding back to him, thinking that he had a  flat tire or something, but when I was about 100 yards from him, he got  back on and slowly started riding towards me.  So I turned back around  and rode slowly so that he could catch up.  When he caught up, he told  me that all of a sudden, his energy just totally left him and he got  very light-headed.  He had stopped and stuffed down  some type of energy  bar.  A few minutes later, he seemed to be back to normal.  We passed  the stop at 80 miles, thinking that it wasn't the real stop because it  was really at about 78 instead of 80.  My water was getting warm, which  made it hard to drink. Around this point I was getting really hot so I  was pouring more of my water on me than I was drinking it.  Garrett  recovered nicely from his fatigue and left me in his dust.  I caught up  to him at the 90 mile stop.  Dave also caught us here.
It  was at this stop that I made my huge blunder.  I got off of my bike and  walked over to the water to refill my bottles.  Since the water was  warm, I opened my bottles and dumped them out on the way.  I poured a  full bottle and a little bit out on the gravel only to discover that  there was no water in the jugs to refill with.  Apparently this was the  exact stop where they ran out of water the year before.  It was getting  later in the day (around 1 pm) and it was warm, and I had no more water.   So we had to wait while some volunteers drove from other rest stops  with more water.  All the while, I tried to eat grapes, but all I really  wanted was pretzels which made me more thirsty.  In the end, more water  showed up with ice and I was able to refill both of my bottles.  We all  cheered the guy who unloaded the water.
With  that, we all set off again.  I once again decided to ride with Dave  since I figured his wife and Shanna would be waiting together at the end  of the ride to see us finish.  Again however, I took off on a climb and  was alone on the road.  This next-to-last leg took us in to Saratoga  Springs.  It was pretty hilly.  No huge climbs, but lots of smaller ups  and downs which I normally like, but was not so excited for after 90  miles of riding already.  Once I got over the last hill, I noticed my  stomach really starting to hurt.  I coasted most of the way down and  struggled the last few miles in to the final rest stop at 100 miles.  I  had the joy to watch my bike computer tick over from 99.99 miles to  100.00 just before the rest stop.  Hooray! my first real century.  Now I  just had to finish.
At this final stop, I felt  really hungry.  I figured this was why my stomach was hurting.  It kind  of felt like right before dinner on a fast Sunday.  So, I pounded a  full PB&J, a bag of chips or two, several Oreos, some pretzels, a  rice crispies treat and got some Gatorade.  My stomach felt a little bit  better so I figured this was the problem.  Garrett took off from the  final stop without us, and me and Dave left together a few minutes  later.  This time I truly decided to stay with Dave to the finish.  
We  hopped up on our bikes and set off on the final 7 miles.  Instantly, I  knew something was not good.  My stomach was on fire.  I felt hungry,  bloated, and nauseous all at the same time.  I really struggled for a  few miles.  I kind of got a second wind and we started moving quicker.   We crosses Pioneer Crossing and started riding through a neighborhood.   We could feel how close we were getting.  Dave asked if we were getting a  tailwind, to which I replied, "I think so."  About a half mile before  the end, we rounded a corner and then another so that we had turned a  full 180 degrees.  After this we knew we had been having a pretty good  tailwind because it had turned into a strong headwind.  What a horrible  way to finish a long race, directly into the wind.  A very large and  round man passed us on this last stretch and I wondered how he had been  able to do all that I had just done.  He must have had some strong legs.   Over the last quarter mile, I accelerated a little to catch a couple  who was in front of me.  Seeing the finish banner and Shanna and Calvin  on the side of the road, I felt a huge welling of emotion within me.   Pride, relief, happiness, joy, gratitude.  I don't know exactly what it  was.  I didn't cry, but I just felt good.  I don't think Shanna saw me  pass, as she was tending to Calvin, but I passed by her and under the  banner stopping my time at about 7 hours and 58 minutes.  Dave finished  shortly after (15 seconds back or so).  
A lady  handed us a sticker right as we finished, for putting on our car to  advertise the race.  I rode over to Shanna, chatted for a minute, then  Dave and I rode to the car and put our bikes on the holder.  Then, with  Shanna, Calvin, and Amanda (Dave's wife) we went over to the celebratory  all-you-can-eat pasta lunch.  I got a big bowl of Alfredo pasta, but  could only eat about 8 bites.  After about 30 minutes of talking and  relaxing together, we took off and went home.
All  in all, I consider the ride a success.  Not only because I finished,  but because I enjoyed it enough to want to do it again.  I don't want to  do it again soon, but I think I would enjoy doing one of these rides  every year.  It would be great for helping me stay in shape.  I just  want to be a little bit more prepared for the next one I do.  Here is a picture of my bike computer at the end of the day.  It shows a total of 109.61 miles ridden.  This probably is a little bit over what I actually rode.  The paper about the course we got said it was 105 miles, the all of the signs along the route said 107.  I don't know exactly what it was, but it was over 100.  On a side note the lifetime odometer on my bike is at 982 miles.  In a week or so, I should tick over to 1000 miles ridden on my bike.  That's pretty cool.
A few extra notes on the ride:
1. Only the back of my knees and my bum were sore the next day (Sunday).  By Monday, I felt totally fine.
2. I think my stomach pain was caused by dehydration, which caused me to get gassy.
3. That night my friend Garrett ate 2 bowls of pasta (at the party), a stake meal at Outback, a chocolate milkshake from McDonalds, 4 bagels, and more.  I only had 8 bites of pasta and half of a Costa Vida salad (I usually finish my whole salad and Shanna's if she lets me).  It wasn't until Monday that my appetite really came back.